WordPress prompt of the day: Tantrum
Child 1: *drops garment off the hanger and proceeds to drag it across the floor*
Child 2: Stop it! You’re getting that shirt all dirty! I just washed that!! Stupid!
Child 1: (Walking away) You’re stupid.
Child 2: No, you’re stupid!
Child 1: (Still walking away) You’re stupider.
Child 2: (yelling after him) You’re stupidest times infinity!
… … …Oh wait, there wasn’t a second child, that was just me.
Sometimes all the parenting books, all of the lessons in the Bible, and every good intention fly out the window as I have a tantrum any two-year-old would be proud of.